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We lovingly refer to it as our honeymoon-ish: the first trip we took as husband and wife – to Maui, Hawaii – with Carrie’s 89 year old grandmother and her 91 year old husband.

 

In addition to my dSLR, I also brought my old Pentax 35mm film camera. This photo was scanned, but otherwise left completely unedited.
In addition to my dSLR, I also brought my old Pentax 35mm film camera. This photo was scanned, but otherwise left completely unedited.

This post is a tribute to Mary and Ron: two of the kindest and wonderful people I ever have known.

We imagine that traveling with them is a small glimpse into what raising a family will be like: assuming our kids turn out to be smart, opinionated and capable with  fascinating stories about World War II.

Our whole experience in Maui was fun, tiring, educational, frustrating and wonderful: all at the same time.

 

An unedited film photograph of Ron, Mary and Carrie
An unedited film photograph of Ron, Mary and Carrie

Some initial observations:

  • 7pm seems to be “I don’t want to be anywhere other than our condo” time
  • Expect to take a lot of naps
  • Newspapers will be read from cover to cover
  • Car rides should be kept to a minimum
  • Only decaf in the afternoon and evening
  • 5:45 is the perfect time to get up on your vacation (fortunately, they didn’t wake us)
  • If there’s a choice between watching an old movie or going outside, there’s a 50% chance the great outdoors will lose.

 

I took this shot of the Makena shores in Maui, Hawaii, while on a walk with Carrie, Mary and Ron
I took this shot of the Makena shores in Maui, Hawaii, while on a walk with Carrie, Mary and Ron

The Backstory: How We Wound Up on Our Honeymoon With Carrie’s Grandparents

For the better part of a year, my wife Carrie and I have been trying to take Mary and Ron to Maui on vacation. They have fond memories of previous visits and wanted to go back  while they still physically could.

Mary and Ron at the luau Carrie took us all to for my birthday

After a few false starts, we finally booked a date more than a month after our wedding.

However, when unforeseen circumstances canceled our Mexican honeymoon, the Maui vacation wound up as our first post-marriage trip. You know, the trip people usually call a Honeymoon.

Before leaving, Mary and Ron spent weeks bragging to their friends at the retirement home about how they were coming along on our honeymoon.

People were baffled and confused; but we couldn’t have been more excited.

Nor could we have  had less of an idea of what we were getting ourselves into!


90 Year Olds = Airport Royalty

Upon arriving at San Jose International Airport, we were greeted by porters with wheelchairs and Carrie and I watched in amazement as they were pushed right up to the front of every line. I’m talking from check-in, through security and onto the plane in around 20 minutes.

The best part? One of the porters got a handful of quarters for his tip!

I take that back, the best part was when the Alaska Airlines flight attendants declared them as the “most awesome people on the plane” and gave them both beautiful lais just before landing.

 

A Kihei sunset on our first night at our condo in Maui, Hawaii
A Kihei sunset on our first night at our condo in Maui, Hawaii

Maui Airport Woes

Arriving in Hawaii was a bit more work than leaving California. Wheelchairs were waiting for us, but they were without porters.

We could have waited 15 minutes for them to arrive, but instead Carrie and I decided to push Mary and Ron ourselves while dragging our carry-on luggage behind with our one free hand.

We tried to make a race out of it, but Mary and Ron didn’t find it nearly as funny as Carrie and I did.

A week later when it was time to leave I learned that even a 91 year old World War II veteran is not exempt from a full body check if he has a metal hip.

It was absolutely disgraceful to watch as airport security made poor Ron stand there for 5 minutes while they basically felt every inch of his body. Just horrible!


OK, We’re in Our Maui Condo. Now What?

Going into the trip, Carrie and my biggest question was “just what are we going to DO with them in the Wailea/Kihei area of Maui, Hawaii, for six days?!”

We figured it would be a lot of relaxing, sitting on the balcony and watching the waves crash.

Maybe take a few road trips and explore the island?

See a lighthouse?

Head up to the volcano?

Sounds good to me!

 

One day after Mary and Ron attended church, we drove down the most Southern road in Kihei and reached the ocean and the end of that portion of Maui.
One day after Mary and Ron attended church, we drove down the most Southern road in Kihei and reached the ocean and the end of that portion of Maui.

Curious as to what we ACTUALLY did?

Then join me in  Part II of My Hawaiian Honeymoon With 90 Year Olds.

Highlights include mosquito attacks, a Baywatch moment and trying to board a sunset cruise from a very wavy beach.


…and for your minute of zen: a Makena sunset in fast-motion…

 


A few shoutouts to some great Hawaiian destinations that I recently learned about at a press conference hosted by Visit Maui in San Francisco.

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  • http://thatbackpacker.com/ Audrey | That Backpacker

    Ha! That’s a great postcard shot! :D

    • http://www.AdventuresofaGoodMan.com Greg Goodman

      Thanks, Audrey :) Gotta love Photoshop!

  • Fluent In Frolicking

    Gorgeous sunset shot.. I’m scared to read more… Hope Maui showed you some of its Aloha Spirit 

    • http://www.AdventuresofaGoodMan.com Greg Goodman

      No need to fear :)
      I love the Aloha spirit.
      One of my favorite quotes from a woman named Shirley is “Aloha is a frame of mind. You can take Aloha with you anywhere!”